1. Mr. Know-it-All – Yes, you may have an opinion about everything. But, can you please bore someone else with all your ridiculous ideas?
2. Miss We-Broke-Up-Again/ We-Got-Back-Together – It must be tough for you, after all it’s not like this is your first time or anything.
3. Mrs. Pain-In-The-Ass – You must thank your husband, he is a brave man. How he has tolerated you for over (geez, I don’t know) hundred (?) years, I will never understand.
4. Mr. Eternal-Depression – Get away from me, Shoo! Go feed your cat or something. You will depress me to death if you stay around for too long.
5. Mr. Dumb-As-A-Duck – And, I thought I was slow. Phew!
6. Mr. Pain-In-The-Ass – What? You have a girl friend? Wait, does she know it yet?
7. Miss Right-On-Time – Yes, I said five. But, it’s only six-thirty right now. You know the traffic and all, don’t you?
8. Mr. Smug-Smile – What are you smiling at, you schmuck?
9. Mr. High-All-The-Time – Yeah, yeah. Let’s go all the way up the tower just to see how high it is (chuckle)!
10. Mr. Lets-Have-A-Fight – Dude, I only had a bite of your sandwich! Chill man, don’t you have a bone to pick with that geek who took your brain in return for his muscles?
PS: You may not like the write-up in case you are one of the above mentioned types!
